{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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{"fact":"Two members of the cat family are distinct from all others: the clouded leopard and the cheetah. The clouded leopard does not roar like other big cats, nor does it groom or rest like small cats. The cheetah is unique because it is a running cat; all others are leaping cats. They are leaping cats because they slowly stalk their prey and then leap on it.","length":354}
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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
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