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1500 Louisiana Street, formerly Enron Center South, is a 600 ft (183m) tall skyscraper in Houston, Texas. It was completed in 2002 and has 40 floors and a total building area of 1,284,013sq.ft. It is the 20th tallest building in the city and the tallest completed in the 2000s. It was designed by César Pelli.
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