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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}

{"fact":"In relation to their body size, cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":73}

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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}

{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

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